About Me

Hello, I am Kim Jong Un.
I was born at the bottom of the mountain Paektu.
When my mother born me, she felt no pain.
I delivered myself and gave the delivery nurse a claps on her ass.
I could speak and read after one day.
The Nation called me "The Respected Baby".
Chuck Norris was jealous.
I can hold a missile with my hand, while I'm standing on one leg.
And I launch missiles just for fun.
My dad would be proud of me.
Everytime you see a rainbow in the sky, remember: it's just me.
In that time of "The golden River" the people are very happy.
Thank you for watching this wonderful, brilliant, objective and supernatural video.
Yes. Yeaah. Jizz in my pants.